Tag Archives: Shelby

Adventure Six: $$$ Marx the Spot

Written by: Bill Braunstein It was another one of those days at work where if time went by any slower, it could be timed with a calendar.  I look at the clock and it says 3:17 p.m.  That means another … Continue reading

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Adventure Four: Good Advice

Written by: Bruce Kalish Shelby and I entered my apartment, our clothes soaked from the pouring rain.  We kicked off our soggy shoes as Shelby laughed about my weather forecasting abilities. “No, Shelby.  You don’t need a jacket.  The clouds … Continue reading

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Adventure Three: “Some Like it Hot” (Revisit)

Written by: David Garber I know it’s time to do my laundry when: 1. I’m wearing my last pair of underwear in the shower to clean them. 2. I no longer fold or roll up my socks, they stand up … Continue reading

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Adventure Twenty-seven: Going… Going… Gonzo

by Bill Braunstein If the stack of tomes at my desk was any taller, onlookers would think I was playing the textbook version of Jenga.  But I’m not. I’m here in the downtown branch of the Los Angeles Public Library … Continue reading

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Adventure Eighteen: Bed, Bath and Beyond Stupid

Written by: John Tellegen “No, no, no,” I explained to the assistant manager at Bed Bath & Beyond, “they have to be floating candles because I want to float them in the tub.” “Why do you want candles in the … Continue reading

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Adventure Seventeen: Wanna Be Starting Something

by Bill Braunstein I’d be a great dancer if it weren’t for two things—my feet. That’s why I hate getting up on a dance floor.  But today, whether I like it or not, I have to cut the rug with Shelby.  … Continue reading

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Adventure Sixteen: A Little Bit Of Help From My Friends

Written by Lawrence H. Levy Ego’s a weird thing.  It doesn’t matter how many times you tell yourself something.  It doesn’t matter how much you rationally believe it.  It still comes right back and bites you in the ass.  And … Continue reading

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Adventure Fifteen: The Devil Was A Minister Named Sam

Written by: John Tellegen  “Why don’t you pull your pants down and GIVE YOURSELF A PUSSY SPANKING YOU PATHETIC LOSER!”  <OH, OHHHHHHHH!> He was a large man and he wore a beret and a trench coat.  And he was mad.  … Continue reading

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Adventure Ten: Tripping Down Rodeo

By David Garber        Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills.  Bijan, Prada, Gucci, Versace, Armani, Chanel — they’re all here.  Where I live we have a Dollar Store, a Jiffy Lube and a Vietnamese nail salon. Nothing on Rodeo is cheap.  … Continue reading

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Adventure Nine: Man In The Mirror

Written By: Bruce Kalish And there I was, a full-grown man, hiding in the bathroom stall at TGIF Bar and Grill. I sat perched on the black plastic toilet seat like a gargoyle on a castle wall. I immediately flashed … Continue reading

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